This may (or may not) be an intermittent feature I hope will be useful to the pipe brother- and sisterhood.
Q: Do you smoke a pipe every day?
A: Well I certainly try!
Q: Are you an occasional pipe smoker?
A: Yes, indeed. Whenever I smoke my pipe, it is surely an occasion!
P.S.: I’m reminded of something Mark Twain said: “I never smoke to excess – that is, I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.” He was also a pipe smoker. More about him in the future.